Poo

I just got back from lunch, my office smells like poo, it smells like someone used my office instead of the toilet. Got to open the window.. funny.. now its to cold in here.
I better use the bathroom next time... FUCK!

Loosing it!

Yup I've been loosing "fat" for the last 8weeks.. ~7,5kg. So how do I do it? Its pretty simple.. I don't eat lunch any more. So thats one of many reasons for my office rage. Was that a weekend that just passed? So some say, I disagree.
I need something new!

Turnaround

Things has changed this week. Work is not as unpleasant as home, so it's a horrible friday. I need something.. to do, to drink.. I need to be alone or else..
I have to let out the office anger. But how? When smashing things doesn't work any more. *Hmmm. Maby scream, listen to loud music and smash some stuff? Gah! It will be a mess.
I'm lost..

Great!!

I'm happy! Alot of shit is just gone.. wonder were it did go? Did I work it off? Nooo.. freakin odd... I've just got used to the new brand of coffee, my complaints was also heard so it will be changed back to the brand I like.
Yes! All the ladies adore me here, they are all mine!!! MWHAhahaaaa.. if I was a girl I'd feel like a piece of meat, but hey, I'm not a girl.
Lets run into that wall again!!!

Bored..

I have no deadline today but loads of work. Hmm.. what to do? NOTHING! No deadline today, no work today. At the train station the train stops, at work I have a work station hence...
Ok focus.. doing nothing is fucking booring. Got to throw some CDs. Yea I'll throw one at the first person who enters my room...

The Coffee

Now I know whats wrong with the coffee, they've changed brand. They stoopid changed brand, give me the old brand of coffee back!! I havn't had a serious cup of coffee for a week now.
Maby I'll smash that coffee machine to pieces and bring my own.. hahaha!
GIVE ME SOME LOVE TASTING COFFEEEEE!!! please.

New week!

Finally a new week. I was prepared to recieve a massive verbal beating from my boss.. but nothing has happened yet, odd, is he waiting untill I put down my defences? I better hit him first! HARD!

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How am I supposed to download my updates?
Got som phonecalls..
Give me a gun and a bottle of vodka, go to hell customer! Some things take time, do you understand? .. stupid.. it's a perfect friday. LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

FRIDAY

Friday.. and I have done nothing for four days at office so I really need this weekend off. I better start working soon, but not today, or will I loose my job? I'd be really happy then. Fuck you!

Lunch

For lunch.. I had the usual cup of coffee and nothing else. So now I have all the energy to do nothing. Blue sky today but black when I leave office, why the hell do I work during these hours during fall and winter?
Time for some more coffee don't I think?

My office

This is my office: Piles of paper, piles of paper, piles of paper.. smelling old coffe, I must have dropped some food somewhere. I wouldn't notice if my office got nuked.. it would make small difference. The sound, the never ending sound of an old ventilation system, I can't even hear my loud computer. I should be happy, I have my own office, I can watch porn and mastrubate if I like to. It would be better to have a female colleague on her knees under my desk. Time for some nontasting coffee, it used to be good...

So early

Can't sleep, now it's 0524. I've been awake for a while. I'll go swimming before work today. I smashed a keyboard on monday, on tuesdsay, repaired a keyboard yesterday.. what will happen today? Stupid question.. things just happen for no reason at all, just enjoy the violent ride.

First post

I'll never ever write long posts.. It's a waste of time.. This is for me not for anyone else. If you read, I'll hope it'll screw your day up. This week has not ended yet..